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[–] 32 points 4 weeks ago (12 children)

... but what's the onion for? 🤔

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  • [–] 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
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    [–] 23 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.

    Yum.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.

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  • I bake onions all the time and they are really good, but the onion you choose makes a big difference. For potatoes you get different results as well but it's all still pretty much hot starchy goodness. For onions you want something with a decently robust skin on it and mot something like a modern yellow onion which has a pretty thin outer layer and will probably overcook/dry on the outside before the inside gets nice and cooked.

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    [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats

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    [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago

    Im a Jim man myself, but to each their own.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago (15 children)

    Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Fake. I ain't using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.

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    [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won't. They'll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.

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    [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a "woman" in the kitchen.

    I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it's not that difficult.

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    [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    This is boy dinner because a man would spend the money on good whiskey, and at least have a protein to go with the veg side dish.

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    [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    That's a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.

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    [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    Fancy pants can afford whiskey

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.

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    [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.

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    [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    That's it. I'm done. I'm transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.

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    [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Replace Jack with a Canadian whiskey and I could get on board with this.

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    [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Pretty close we make a dish out of roasted onions to have drinks with from where I come from

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    Not enough beans

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