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[–] 2 points 39 minutes ago (1 child)

I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won't. They'll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.

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  • [–] 1 point 53 minutes ago

    Too many carbs, switch to vodka. We are trying to live past 50 over here.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    This is boy dinner because a man would spend the money on good whiskey, and at least have a protein to go with the veg side dish.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago (3 children)

    Isn't Whiskey supposed to have no taste aside alcohol?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

    Vodka is meant to be colorless and flavorless, ideally pure water and ethanol.

    Whiskey is made to retain flavors from the grain it isade from, and aged in charred oak barrels to impart flavors from the wood. The region of the world and the process used causes a variety of flavors.

    Scotch, from Scotland, is made primarily or entirely of barley. The malted barley is toasted over a peat fire, which is where scotch gets its peaty or smoky flavor from, and that flavor often depends on where around Scotland the peat is sourced from, Islay Scotches are noted for rather aggressive flavors. Scotch is aged in used whine, sherry or bourbon barrels, so they often take on characteristics from the barrel's previous contents.

    Irish whiskies are made of partially unmalted barley, which lends a unique kind of floral note.

    American Bourbon is made of at least 51% corn and aged in new white oak barrels. The United States is almost all warmer than the Britain and Ireland (not a lot of whiskey is made in Alaska) so the booze interacts with the barrel differently and extracts different chemicals. Bourbons are noted for cherry, apple, vanilla and caramel flavors. Not all whiskey made in the United States fits the definition of bourbon; there's a lot of interesting things happening in the American "Single Malt" category which is Let's Try To Make Scotch, But On A Continent. Not a lot of peat bogs in the US, so hardwood charcoal is used to smoke the malted grain instead, and again America's climate means it ages differently, so the result is quite different from Scotch but still quite interesting.

    Canadian Rye whiskey is often citrusy or spicy.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?

    Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?

    Shorter fork tines are the way of the future

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    FFS at least peel it first.

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  • [–] 8 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

    I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a "woman" in the kitchen.

    I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it's not that difficult.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 14 hours ago

    Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we're talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;

    "Women don't belong in the kitchen... if you want a good meal"

    Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister's eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!

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  • [–] 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats

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    [–] 4 points 17 hours ago

    Not enough beans

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago

    That's what I'm having, minus the onion.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago (12 children)

    ... but what's the onion for? 🤔

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