Can I sync it with the smart toilet that takes photos of my shit? Otherwise I’m not interested

Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]

Ladies playing the trumpet irl

I don't need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn't be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need.

Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized...

Smart underwear

Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm.

Dude, I don’t need a clue, I have ibs. Trust me, there is no mystery to be solved here.

This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law.

Just read this headline to my mother and she said, "Give a pair to Trump!"

We might get some insights into exactly what's wrong with the bastard.

Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.

Not enough fiber you say. I thought French fries, being a vegetable, would have plenty of fiber.