You know I had to do it

Earthbound-battle-sprite-lookin' ass

Mine charges at me and stomps her front feet, with her ears in airplane mode.

Cat-spreading

She has to stabilize herself for battle, if necessary.

Try and move me bro! You can’t! …due to wide stance and physics.

I am also obsessed with this

Kitty has such a hurt look to it's face. What was your offense here?

“Are you threatening me?”

Mine does the same. Is it a thing with lynx point cats?

My cat looked spitting image. At 17 the color fades

Whatever you do, don't take her to a restroom in the Minneapolis-St Paul airport.

Come at me bro!

"you dare oppose me" >:{

Ready to POUNCE in any direction!

Bear!!

My husky also adopts this stance, but she's demanding belly rubs, not mad at me. Lol