Sorry couldn't wait for spooky month.

Even the used spices are proprietary >>:)

To make up for it I am uploading this image under CC0! Feel free to use it as an asset in your video game projects!

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[–] 1 point 20 minutes ago

Okay, what is spirit vinegar? Milked ghost juice?

Also does "contains Celery" mean that there's sodium nitrate?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    long catsup

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  • The only reason to close the sauce like this is if you’re trying to hide something. What are they doing in there that they don’t want us to see? This is why I don’t use closed sauce servings, anything could be in there and I would have no idea, FOSS (fragrant open sauce servings) are much more ethical and natural to human nature

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago

    Ew, Heinz. Frenches is way better.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

    Wait, how do you have 148g of tomatoes for every 100g of sauce?

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  • [–] 38 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

    That's the longest ketchup packet I've ever seen.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    It's not longer. It's slimmer. Same price.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    It only has those strange European looking units on the top of it. Despite living in a few European countries for awhile I can't say I recall seeing a ketchup packet, but yes typically the ones in US at least are shorter

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    Ugh, it’s so overly technical and bloated. Even the package size is non-standard.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    US conservatives sweating bullets because they can’t figure out what the packet contains.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    I'd like to know more about that wooden surface upon which the ketchup is resting. Is it a table, coffee table, chair, or toilet seat? Was the ring formed by a cup, a bowl, a glass, a mug, or a small bucket? What was held inside the object that created the ring? Where did you purchase this wooden panel? Where was it grown? How old was the tree prior to being harvested for lumber?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    Thank you so much for being interested in the wooden surface! It is a table, though it could also very well be a coffee table because I the original wooden panel was to long for the dining table i bought it for so I sawed the rest off and made a coffee table by upgrading an old IKEA LACK table I had laying around. However this picture is taken on the dining table . As for the ring I sadly do not remember the exact point in time it happened but I strongly suspect that it was coffee inside of mug which I regularly drink, in the morning, on that table. Regarding the used wood I am afraid I must disappoint you once more as my knowledge on it lacking. I have bought it in a local DIY shop in Germany so the chances are pretty high it was harvested in that area, however I guess you cannot be too sure about that nowadays. And as it not one solid piece of wood rather glued together I unable to count the age prior to harvest. Sorry about that. Im feeling a bit ashamed I do not know as much about the wood I dine on everyday, but if you have any further questions im happy to help.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm gonna install Linux on my ketchup packet

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago

    Even this ketchup packet isn't big enough for my mother in law when she orders lasagna.

    Yes, she drowns it in the ketchup.

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