I mean, while she absolutely does not look great, this is also the expected condition for a ship that's been at sea for 200+ days without even a port call. Saltwater is hell on metal, and paint can only do so much for so long.

How to ragebait the right: "look at all those torpedo marks at the water line! They must have some thick hulls, bless." 100s of comments on Tiktok news channels.

Same channel: "that ship is about to experience chlamydia and herpes, better stock up on penicillin and valtrex" (upon landing on a sex capital of the world).....nothing. zero comments.

Not the most ragged lookin' ship I've ever seen, but for a representative of the world's most expensive Navy she's looking absolutely shabby.

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I mean, sure, but...

Is it really that surprising that a passenger aboard an ocean liner would have a better experience than a sailor aboard a warship?

She just needs a lick of paint is all.