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[–] 42 points 1 month ago

There's only a few ways to learn this. One of them is being Tinker Bell.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Roughly the same thing happens if you wink and kiss the visiting Kristen Bell actress btw

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    my wife took the kids to her mothers and i drank more and i didnt even get to wink at Tinkerbell

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    You had me at drink more

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (25 children)

    given that Disney world is basically reclaimed swamp, I suspect there is no underground. otherwise this scenario seems perfectly likely.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 month ago (18 children)

    Your suspicion is wrong. It's one of those things that you have to admit is pretty impressive about Disney World from an engineering perspective, even if you hate Disney from a business perspective.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_utilidor_system

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    my primary point is that they're not underground, because, you know, swamp:

    The largest system of utilidors is beneath Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, but they are not a basement, contrary to popular belief. Because of an elevated water table, most of these tunnels were actually built at ground level, and the Magic Kingdom was built above that.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    The distinction between "the tunnels are underground" and "the tunnels are above ground, it's just that the stuff visitors walk on is then above that" seems like a pretty subtle one.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Imagine encountering Mickey in the Backrooms

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    There's a horror story or three, maybe an scp, that is about that.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    I dated a cast member so i more than once encountered mickey at home (there were like four of them sharing an apartment. anaheim sucks)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    My understanding is the performers and cast members are paid like garbage which is wild considering how much it costs to go to Disney.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    this is true! my friend started in the college program then dropped out to disney full-time. which is i'm sure their goal. we lost touch shortly after we broke up (happiest breakup i've ever had) so i have no idea what's going on in their life. alls i know is they got my favorite chinese restaurant turned into a church and i hate them.

    hold on hold on hold maybe i should write a song about how much i hate this girl.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I read somewhere that yes, there is indeed a dungeon, a network of dungeons actually. The park is essentially on the second level, the first level is the underground network actors use to move around the park discreetly.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I've heard that too. I've also heard about the sophisticated trash system that's allegedly there. but if you look at an aerial photo of the place, it's pretty clear that almost all of the attractions are accessible from the outside edges of the park, so I suspect that the tunnels are limited if they exist at all.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_utilidor_system

    so I suspect that the tunnels are limited if they exist at all.

    They're not top secret, but you've guessed right all along.

    It's more of a mixture of tunnels, backstage corridors between attractions, and open areas within internal attraction-voids.

    As in, there really are tunnels, but no one with any knowledge on the subject never claimed the whole thing was tunnels.

    EDIT: Actually, you're both right in parts because in large portions also have the whole elevated by one level thing, and the "outside" is really the second story. I skimmed that critical part on the first look at the wiki.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    That should be called an Oyster Egg.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    If tinkerbell were real no one would be able to stop me.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    They can't allow you to know about the fairy dust

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