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That's why I keep my copy of The Ashley Book of Knots on the shelf next to the Kama Sutra.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Want good knots? Fuck a fisherman(woman).

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

    If you meet me irl, pls throw rocks at me until I stop moving because my mind went to dogs and I legit deserve to be stoned to death for that thought.

    Oh, and when I stop moving keep throwing rocks at my corpse for another ten minutes just to ensure I've truly shuffled off this mortal coil

    Edit. Or just inject me with a syringe filled with apple juice. Should be fun to see what happens to me. I deserve an excruciatingly painful death, so get as creative as you wish.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    When were neck scarves ever in fashion for men.

    The safe word is Jinkies.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    It's wrong! The hook should have been wedged into his ass! Not under the belt!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    "If you don't know how to tie knots, tie lots". Sage advice from my Chief Bosun's Mate.

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