I say we do the whole damn thing. Russia can be the Russia of America, we'll have the China of America, the Moon of America, the Universe of America. All good speech we can call Americaning and bad speech can be called foreigning, and will call water America juice and everyone can enjoy American freedom as far as their Americeye can see, as long as their papers are in order...

[To the tune of Steve Ballmer yelling "developers!"] America! America! America! America!

If tomorrow all the Americas were gone I'd worked for all my America And I had to start again with just my Americas and my America I'd thank my lucky Americas to be living here today 'Cause the America still stands for America and they can't take that away

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm American And I won't forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

From the Americas of America, to the Americas of America Across the Americas of America, from America to shining America

From America down to America and America to America Well, there's America in every American America And it's time we stand and say:

I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm American And I won't forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm American And I won't forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I'd gladly stand up... next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

Named after an Italian dude…

In other breaking news, Trump has renamed the Canada goose to the Donald duck

Why doesn't this image include that the capital is moving from Washington D.C. to the newly renamed Mar-a-child-fucker in Palm Epstein, FL?

You can tell this is fake because if Trump were to rename the country it would be Trumpland.

Chatters, is this real?

canada in shambles rn

The American America of Americas