I demand the right to twerk at work!

Reminds me of when my friend had to go in for a mandatory interview, because government, for a raise that no one was going to get because the budget got cut, because government, so she went in and offered to do an intepretive dance about her workflow.

They were enticed but ultimately refused because it would have been an HR disaster to make her dance for a raise.

Plot like they're all out to get you

I was a teenager/college kid in the '80s. I would occasionally go dancing with friends but I never enjoyed it because I thought I was bad at it. Turns out everybody was a terrible fucking dancer then. Go look at any video of kids dancing from that decade and you'll see what I mean. I've never seen a more definitive example of '80s dancing than this video. I wish I had known had bad everybody was because I would have enjoyed it a lot more.

I'm sure hr just wants to compliment you on your moves