i nearly had a stroke trying to transcribe this for the alt text

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[–] 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

TIL those braincells I lost drinking as a teen banded together and started their own Wikipedia.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago

    I want a sickle with my Sam

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  • [–] 41 points 8 hours ago

    This is the breast thing since briced slead

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    [–] 27 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    There's also the Hand Witch:

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  • [–] 11 points 7 hours ago

    You cuck at sooking.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 hours ago

    Industrial-scale spoonerism machine

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    muonnaise sounds... Interesting

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  • [–] 9 points 8 hours ago* (1 child)

    Isn't there an original source for this that you could have just copied the alt text from?

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 child)

    i figured it was such a small amount of text that it'd take less time to do manually than it would to track down the original source of the meme (if any exists - it could've just been someone messing around with browser devtools or the wikipedia editor preview), but i severely underestimated how hard it is to quickly transcribe text when every second word has been horribly mangled

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  • [–] 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

    I think they were asking why you didn’t just copy it from the picture:

    iPhone in text recognition mode.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    tbh i've never used any form of OCR (outside of the one time i tried out live translation in google translate) and the idea of using it didn't even cross my mind

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    [–] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    We used to talk like that in school. Me and my equally nerdy friend, that is. The other kids thought we were really weird.

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    Sean Connery working at Subway.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 hours ago

    This is why we alliterate whenever possible

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