My money's on Tim Pool dying as part of a Taco Bell Listeria outbreak.

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[–] 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Alex Jones, no way that man has good blood pressure. Or maybe that Kermit the frog ass Canadian transphobe, name escapes me at the moment. But he's def in a coma.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I was also struggling to remember Jordan Peterson's name, shows how far his star has fallen, he's basically occuping the same mindspace for me as other 2016-era hasbeens like Sargon of Akkad and Thunderf00t, lmao.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Pete Hegseth will fall off an aircraft carrier. Not suicide, it will be an accident.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago

    A shooter targeting Trump will miss. 5 days later it will be announced that Mitch McConnell has died. In 2073, it will be confirmed that this actually happened on June 16th, making Nigel Farage the actual next person to die, of a heart attack the day after the McConnell announcement.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Trump dying of a heart attack on the shitter, Elvis Presley style, shortly after midnight on September 10th

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    What would be great. And the libs would be so confused the next day. They need to celebrate but it's 9/11.

    Ninja edit. Maybe Bluesky (and some of Reddit?) does "tomorrow" posting. They say stuff like "Tomorrow I'm gonna post so hard about you know what. But not today."

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago

    some senator will do a Lindsey Graham in Saudi Arabia and get smoked by Ansarallah

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    i dont reveal my methods to people i cant trust

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    mitch mcconnell dies from someone tripping over his life support cables

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    I would hope Nick Fuentes or Tucker Carlson cause they actually got a following and are dangerous.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    A nazi is going to shoot debate-me-debate-me at a Charlie Kirk memorial event on September 10th.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    JKR. Just don't buy anything Harry Potter. She would die of cancer.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    I agree, but I think Tim will die in a silly comical way, like fall off his skateboard doing a trick he doesn't actually know how to do but he does it anyway to prove he's manly

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    milo gets shipped back to UK, brags about how he got away with it and then proceeds to get dome'd from across the map to distract 2 countries at once

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