Alex Jones, no way that man has good blood pressure. Or maybe that Kermit the frog ass Canadian transphobe, name escapes me at the moment. But he's def in a coma.
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Pete Hegseth will fall off an aircraft carrier. Not suicide, it will be an accident.
A shooter targeting Trump will miss. 5 days later it will be announced that Mitch McConnell has died. In 2073, it will be confirmed that this actually happened on June 16th, making Nigel Farage the actual next person to die, of a heart attack the day after the McConnell announcement.
Trump dying of a heart attack on the shitter, Elvis Presley style, shortly after midnight on September 10th
What would be great. And the libs would be so confused the next day. They need to celebrate but it's 9/11.
Ninja edit. Maybe Bluesky (and some of Reddit?) does "tomorrow" posting. They say stuff like "Tomorrow I'm gonna post so hard about you know what. But not today."
some senator will do a Lindsey Graham in Saudi Arabia and get smoked by Ansarallah
mitch mcconnell dies from someone tripping over his life support cables
I would hope Nick Fuentes or Tucker Carlson cause they actually got a following and are dangerous.
A nazi is going to shoot
at a Charlie Kirk memorial event on September 10th.
JKR. Just don't buy anything Harry Potter. She would die of cancer.
I agree, but I think Tim will die in a silly comical way, like fall off his skateboard doing a trick he doesn't actually know how to do but he does it anyway to prove he's manly
milo gets shipped back to UK, brags about how he got away with it and then proceeds to get dome'd from across the map to distract 2 countries at once
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