all 48 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 3 points 45 minutes ago

Gotta be Hyenas

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 1 hour ago

    It would be significantly harder to provide the opposite.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 3 hours ago

    Baby Shark do do dodo do

  • source
  • [–] 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

    Y'all gonna hate me, but dogs. Most dogs are absolutely hideous creatures, but puppies are usually legitimately pretty cute.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 50 points 8 hours ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 22 points 7 hours ago

    Baby donkeys

  • source
  • [–] 66 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    Hippos.

    I mean look at this cute little shit…

    He’s going to grow up to be a 3-ton water-borne death machine.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 83 points 10 hours ago* (2 children)

    The Damascus goat takes the cake for me!

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 8 hours ago

    Seems to be a super old breed, like I couldn't even find a guess at when they were established.

    But they were just the generic goat for a big area where both goats were important, and established trade routes allowed a high degree of genetic variation at first. But then the adults that were allowed to reproduce were always the ones who produced the most milk and meat.

    Absolutely zero care about how an adult looked, zero aesthetics. If that weird ass adult look wasn't tied to something that makes more milk and cheese, it wouldn't be that weird.

    However the breeders know all things being equal, customers would pay more for a goat that didn't look like ass.

    So when choosing which to breed, you pick the most aesthic looking goats hoping for a higher price for the offspring. But with those weird ass adult dreams (almost certainly) increasing milk/meat yield, and everyone wanting to buy the milk goat that looks least hideous...

    That split between infant and adult makes sense.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 38 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    This little cutie will grow up to be an adult Canada Goose.

    Canada Gosling

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] [S] 53 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

    Wild boars. We need an antonym for "glow up."

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] 17 points 8 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    Cats. Cats are cute, kittens are OMG LOOK AT THE WIDDLE TOES!

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    For me kittens are like passing through the other side of cuteness. Cats are very cute, kittens are just too much.

    You know in futurama when bender orders a statue of "ridiculous proportions" built, then when it's done he's like, "no, that's too big, try again and this time don't embarrass yourselves.'

    That's how i feel about kittens. No, that's too cute. Try again and this time don't embarrass yourself.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 16 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    Somebody already beat me to gosling, but have another

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago
    [–] 1 point 5 hours ago*

    Anything except birds. The weird part is, even other great apes have cuter babies.

  • source
  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] 0 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    I'll bring the answer to the opposite question: owls (particularly Megascops, Bubo and Athene genera) are much cuter as adults. The owlets lack the plumage that makes the owls more embodied.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
  • [–] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    No, infant humans are cute. Babies are pretty gross and need constant cleaning to not be covered in all sorts of smelly, icky bodily fluids.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments