Gotta be Hyenas

Gotta be Hyenas

It would be significantly harder to provide the opposite.
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Y'all gonna hate me, but dogs. Most dogs are absolutely hideous creatures, but puppies are usually legitimately pretty cute.
Proboscis monkey

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Hippos.
I mean look at this cute little shit…

He’s going to grow up to be a 3-ton water-borne death machine.
The Damascus goat takes the cake for me!

Seems to be a super old breed, like I couldn't even find a guess at when they were established.
But they were just the generic goat for a big area where both goats were important, and established trade routes allowed a high degree of genetic variation at first. But then the adults that were allowed to reproduce were always the ones who produced the most milk and meat.
Absolutely zero care about how an adult looked, zero aesthetics. If that weird ass adult look wasn't tied to something that makes more milk and cheese, it wouldn't be that weird.
However the breeders know all things being equal, customers would pay more for a goat that didn't look like ass.
So when choosing which to breed, you pick the most aesthic looking goats hoping for a higher price for the offspring. But with those weird ass adult dreams (almost certainly) increasing milk/meat yield, and everyone wanting to buy the milk goat that looks least hideous...
That split between infant and adult makes sense.
This little cutie will grow up to be an adult Canada Goose.

When I was four or five I went to the zoo with school, when we were being told about Canadian Geese my teacher asked where they were from. Canadian Geese have come up one time too many today for me not to tell that story.
Wild boars. We need an antonym for "glow up."

Every animal?
Baby crocodiles

Cats. Cats are cute, kittens are OMG LOOK AT THE WIDDLE TOES!
For me kittens are like passing through the other side of cuteness. Cats are very cute, kittens are just too much.
You know in futurama when bender orders a statue of "ridiculous proportions" built, then when it's done he's like, "no, that's too big, try again and this time don't embarrass yourselves.'
That's how i feel about kittens. No, that's too cute. Try again and this time don't embarrass yourself.
Kittens are hugely cute. Cats are “stop pissing in that box you little fuck”.

Somebody already beat me to gosling, but have another

Anything except birds. The weird part is, even other great apes have cuter babies.
I'll bring the answer to the opposite question: owls (particularly Megascops, Bubo and Athene genera) are much cuter as adults. The owlets lack the plumage that makes the owls more embodied.
I find that most take a few years to stop being pretty gross, personally.
No, infant humans are cute. Babies are pretty gross and need constant cleaning to not be covered in all sorts of smelly, icky bodily fluids.
Parent here. Can confirm. Newborns are gross, babies are messy, but once they are past that they gradually get better. 5yo+ can be pretty awesome.
Only if they come with a parent who changes their diaper, and go home at night.
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