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[–] 67 points 5 days ago (1 child)

Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!

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    I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.

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    Those plastics in the image are around 1 or 0.5mm, meaning milimeter. Micro from micro plastic implies they are 1000 times smaller.

    Bad image, reeeeeee.

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  • [–] 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago*

    Don't forget pfas

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  • Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 days ago* (1 child)

    At my age, it's lead and microplastics. It's a miracle I'm as healthy as I am.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Many of us are also occasionally full of macroplastics.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 days ago

    Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen

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  • And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that's been happening over the last several generations!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.

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    Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Except unlike the others, last I read microplastics do actually pass out of our body, we just keep ingesting them faster than we pass them.

    I’ll take it over Lead and asbestos (though ideally none)

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Are you sure. I've read they keep collecting in various organs, including our brains

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (1 child)

    I’m not a scientist, but that’s what I understand to be true, it doesn’t collect and build up so much as is just constantly coming in from our environment

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    New dating site, microplasticsonly.com

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    We so full of shit.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I'm talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday

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