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submitted 1 week ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Wow! A wholesome hallucination genie!

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Should have turned into a cat, though.

[–] noLongerLurker@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

I want a perfect soul

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Looks inside the genie jar "Uuh— sorry bud we're all out of those. Would a pitch black one do instead? I've got a couple of people who wished for some really bad things, how about a dark.. "perfect" soul?"

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[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

PooP

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Shoulda wished for a perfect mind.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 1 week ago

2 of 5 stars, this was maybe like a third of a chortle

[–] nsst23@fedinsfw.app 1 point 1 week ago

Awww, and so thoughtful too!