Summer vacation is over kiddo!

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[–] 3 points 4 hours ago

He's been enrolled at the Milford Academy.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    Truly baffling. How can he walk free on the NYU campus without getting like 50 wedgies a day?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    (Not you OP, obviously.)

    You’re literally the scion of a billionaire. The only person who can do anything and you’re choosing to stay at home? Go vibe in Italy, throw a party or some shit.

    Life isn’t telling you to fuck off like it does poor people. It tells you “yes” and you’re choosing the same suffering that is forced upon non-billionaires? Like, I’m not even mad. I’m just genuinely confused. If this is a mental health issue then I get it. Otherwise, what the fuck?

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  • [–] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    This is the guy MAGA is convinced will be the next caesar

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    But if not him - who? Eric and Junior are juiceless.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Really, the one who’d have the best shot at a high leadership position in the federal government is Ivanka.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I don't think so at all. In fact - I think if Trump talked about her as a successor - the chuds would get mad because they want a man at the top.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Ah, but see, I said “best shot at high leadership,” not Trump’s successor. I think her path would be a triangulation between the low-engagement MAGA who would just look at the last name and vote for her, appeals to the establishment conservatives as having been the “voice of reason” in the first Trump term, and reductive essentialist appeals to gender and generation.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    establishment conservatives

    I think their time is over. And she has name recognition but she has no juice with the base and crazy runs the GOP. But if Trump were to have a massive heart attack and die to tomorrow - it's certainly possible that the trad GOP could come roaring back to life when Vance is the president. Still - I think Vance is 100% unacceptable to the chuds. I think they'll turn on him plus they'll suddenly remember his wife is a POC, she's not even a Christian, and she's the sort of person they want deported.

    I think Vance gets forced out as a 2028 candidate because a bridge candidate is needed to appeal to the chuds and the trads. I still don't think Ivanka would be it but in this scenario anything is possible.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Agreed that the establishment conservatives don’t run the show anymore. However, that doesn’t mean they’ve disappeared entirely (I don’t think Trump would’ve gotten into the Iran boondoggle if there weren’t some neocons whispering in his ear). And while MAGA is currently top dog, I think that coalition is held together by the cult of personality of Trump. Once he’s out of the picture, MAGA will splinter into a bunch of disparate groups. So there’s going to be an opportunity to stitch together a new coalition.

    Now, to be clear I’m not saying that Ivanka is likely to win, just that of all the Trump kids she’d have the best shot at it.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Don't trust anyone who uses seasons as a verb.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago

    This just reads as a sob story they've cooked up for their party faithfuls, just stir up the whole "look how the left has made Barron suffer since he was a child when Trump became president the first time!!!"

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  • [–] 39 points 1 day ago

    Sounds like a little time in Iran will put some hair on his chest.

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  • keeping alive the trump family tradition of breast feeding until graduation from Wharton.

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    "Don't start no shit, won't be no shit"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago*

    Let's touch some fucking grass, Ronnie! Have you ever asked yourself how the grass looks from below?

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  • $10 million is $10 million, I'd be scared too.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    There's nothing wrong with using your born privilege to be a NEET and just coasting, at least Barron is not hurting anyone, unlike other Trump spawns

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  • [–] 25 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    He's buddies with Andrew Tate so I wouldn't make that claim with any degree of confidence.

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