It's usually in the mornings when he thinks no one's at home, and its always some mariah carey type stuff

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[–] 3 points 3 days ago (1 child)

My neighbors always listen to great music, whether they like it or not

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  • [–] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Have you considered learning to play violin?

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    I do actually play, to the point that I don't know how to play it badly. The suffering will only be on me, as I hate to play the damn thing

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  • [–] 9 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Knock on and have a friendly chat, get to know him, and mention the loudly shit music is a bit annoying. Either that or move 🤷

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  • [–] 12 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    I guess since it hasn't been mentioned yet that talking to them is out of the question.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 days ago

    Put on comically large sunglasses, take a stimulant of your choice, and knock on their door demanding to be invited to the party.

    If they don't let you in, dance on their doorstep with sporadic shouts such as "THIS IS MY SONG!" and "THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANY MORE!" until you inevitably get arrested for public nuisance and the music is turned off.

    They'll never play music that loud again.

    If they do let you in, throw caution to the wind and have the best damn boogie you've ever had. Repeat until they don't let you in.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Put a note on their door or mailbox to let them know that their music is bad and they should feel bad.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Fight back with Brazilian macumba music

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  • [–] 11 points 4 days ago

    It’s time for you to explore your taste in experimental music.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 days ago (1 child)
    1. Learn electronics
    2. Construct one sided speaker
    3. Aim at neighbor's window and load nine hours of the AAAAA Cowboy meme
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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Play Krautrock all morning.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Perhaps launching a shahed style drone at their house would be a balanced and reasonable response?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago

    The answer is always black metal, as raw as you can bear.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

    Im just finding it funny thinking about a person who wakes up and

    not angry because he was woken up.

    Not because of loud music.

    But is livid about their neighbors music choices.

    Just a funny thought.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Put in some earbuds and listen to something you like. Life's too short to judge people for liking shitty music.

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    Get a karaoke set, point it at his house, and sing along as passionately as possible

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    'the shittiest music' -> it's not reggaeton

    Congratulations, you have first world problems

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    [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    Wear headphones and listen to better music.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    If you play throbbing gristle at high volume that should do the trick

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Isnt that the "having quiet missionary sex" song? I don't want people to think I only know one position, no matter how true

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago*

    That might have been an aspect of the story. The part I remembered was him always insisting on listening to it during sex. But then when he couldn't, he got caught gyrating his hips to the tune of it.

    I think if anything people might see you as a quixotic and indomitable soul. I swear I'm not the C.Bat guy.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    I have an old Marshal stack, and my old Fender Strat.

    NOBODY wins a music war with me in my apartment!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    If he's playing via bluetooth, try a bluetooth jammer

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    Mind you that's pretty fucking illegal. So if OFCOM happens to be monitoring and catches wind of what you're doing - even if it's to prevent a legitimate nuisance - you can get a hefty fine.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    Put in some earbuds and listen to something you like. Life's too short to judge people for liking shitty music.

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