My neighbors always listen to great music, whether they like it or not
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Have you considered learning to play violin?
I do actually play, to the point that I don't know how to play it badly. The suffering will only be on me, as I hate to play the damn thing
How about bagpipes?
How about the saxophone, with a damaged reed. Alto and tenor can get pretty loud and the damaged reed gives off a lovely screech at the best times
Knock on and have a friendly chat, get to know him, and mention the loudly shit music is a bit annoying. Either that or move 🤷
I guess since it hasn't been mentioned yet that talking to them is out of the question.
The thing is that I sympathize with the need to scream/shout make music when alone. The world is rough, and exerting any semblance of expression in our little corners is important sanity-wise. I just wish the music wasnt so bad
Put on comically large sunglasses, take a stimulant of your choice, and knock on their door demanding to be invited to the party.
If they don't let you in, dance on their doorstep with sporadic shouts such as "THIS IS MY SONG!" and "THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANY MORE!" until you inevitably get arrested for public nuisance and the music is turned off.
They'll never play music that loud again.
If they do let you in, throw caution to the wind and have the best damn boogie you've ever had. Repeat until they don't let you in.
Put a note on their door or mailbox to let them know that their music is bad and they should feel bad.
Fight back with Brazilian macumba music
- Learn electronics
- Construct one sided speaker
- Aim at neighbor's window and load nine hours of the AAAAA Cowboy meme
Play Krautrock all morning.
Perhaps launching a shahed style drone at their house would be a balanced and reasonable response?
Im just finding it funny thinking about a person who wakes up and
not angry because he was woken up.
Not because of loud music.
But is livid about their neighbors music choices.
Just a funny thought.
Put in some earbuds and listen to something you like. Life's too short to judge people for liking shitty music.
Meditation.
Get a karaoke set, point it at his house, and sing along as passionately as possible
'the shittiest music' -> it's not reggaeton
Congratulations, you have first world problems
I said "shittest" not "shittiest", big difference in meaning
If you play throbbing gristle at high volume that should do the trick
Here are some songs that you could play for him:
- Baby shark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMOTTJqGgM
- GANGNAM STYLE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
- Kanonenfieber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OZ786ngM-4
- I Prevail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCM2YxDg6OQ
- Crazy frog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
Hit em with C.Bat
Isnt that the "having quiet missionary sex" song? I don't want people to think I only know one position, no matter how true
That might have been an aspect of the story. The part I remembered was him always insisting on listening to it during sex. But then when he couldn't, he got caught gyrating his hips to the tune of it.
I think if anything people might see you as a quixotic and indomitable soul. I swear I'm not the C.Bat guy.
I have an old Marshal stack, and my old Fender Strat.
NOBODY wins a music war with me in my apartment!
If he's playing via bluetooth, try a bluetooth jammer
Put in some earbuds and listen to something you like. Life's too short to judge people for liking shitty music.
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