It's usually in the mornings when he thinks no one's at home, and its always some mariah carey type stuff

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[–] [S] 3 points 4 days ago (1 child)

Isnt that the "having quiet missionary sex" song? I don't want people to think I only know one position, no matter how true

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago*

    That might have been an aspect of the story. The part I remembered was him always insisting on listening to it during sex. But then when he couldn't, he got caught gyrating his hips to the tune of it.

    I think if anything people might see you as a quixotic and indomitable soul. I swear I'm not the C.Bat guy.

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