Anything is better than ketchup

Some fried onions, a little spicy mustard, it's

Chicago dogs are superior. The meat or meat substitute is not the important bit, so they can be easily made vegan or not. What's important is every bite is a salty sweet spicy crunchy explosion.

This is not my alt. I'm too lazy to run an alt, remember?

Also the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog are mustard, onions, and stagnant cart water.

Fuck ketchup, way too sweet. Gimme raw tomatoes and onions any day.

Ye I bought the fattest one once but before I could take a bite the wind blew it to smithereens. "The Wimdy City" 100% accurate.

Also I just realized this account is an op to get the Chicago people to out themselves. So uh. Yeah fuck Chicago chiraq am I rite my fellow FBI agents

Sport peppers are s-tier and I'll fight anyone who says different.