Literally watching a toddler tantrum in a full grown, dementia-addled, man-child.

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[–] 61 points 4 days ago* (1 child)

Trump also denied reports that Canada pulled out of trade negotiations over the weekend over crazy last-minute demands from Trump administration officials such as changing Quebec’s French-language protections.

I could 100% believe trump or one of his idiots tried to make that demand.

But if he didn't, and Ford just made that shit up, I 100% support that tactic.

Every other country should just do the same shit to trump at the same time.

I want to hear Aussies saying they can't deal with trump because he demanded the legally define any blade over 3 inches as a sword and not a knife.

I want England to say he wants them to ban beans on toast.

Germany to say he wants to force all beer to be non alcoholic.

Italians saying he wants to ban gluten.

Flood the zone with so much shit he's constantly on the defensive and doesn't have the energy to start actual wars or even trade wars.

Keep the baby distracted till midterms and maybe we can get rid of him thru congress. Or at least get him in check somewhat.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Trump also denied reports

    I also love how we all basically take this as confirmation that this did in fact happen.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Canada should rename lake Michigan, Lake Epstein

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago

    When is Plump ever going to do anything for the American people? I kept hearing about something about winning?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    mush for brains

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  • [–] 14 points 4 days ago

    Totally normal behavior.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Oh good. I thought my blood pressure was getting a bit low.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    This is the stuff worth ignoring. He can call it Lake Freedom Fries, Lake America, Lake Trump, or whatever. That doesn’t mean Canada or New York will change the signage of the area. It’ll be another dumb Google Maps change that will vanish after this guy finally leaves office.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago

    I am convinced he started all this when he returned to office because he was pissed at the former Canadian head for being so handsome his wife and daughter swooned over him.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 days ago

    Hmm let’s rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein files.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 days ago

    It’s humorous that this moron thinks he has any authority to rename any geographical feature. Literally no one calls it Gulf of America except the sycophantic spineless supporters and businesses like Google and Apple.

    A complete fucktard.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 days ago

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    I say Canada renames the greatest of the great lakes, the Superior lake, in honor of 45/47, to Lake Pedo

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  • [–] 14 points 4 days ago

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  • [–] 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

    Why would anyone care how Americans call something? On American maps it would be Lake Trumpario. And?

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

    For you as a .de user, probably not much right now outside of you getting to make fun of the incompetence of Americans with a dementia addled man who has a book of Hitlers speeches on his nightstand in charge of a waning super power.

    Longer term, there are going to be impacts to you as he destabilizes the global markets, screws with the energy market, this time with Canada, which might be good for you guys, and continues to deteriorate trade and military alliances with America's allies.

    And at any rate, it's always good to make fun of fascists, their ego's can't stand being mocked.

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    [–] 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    I guess he needs to distract from the bad trade deal negotiations with Canada to distract from the illegal war going poorly with Iran.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Which is just a distraction from releasing the epstein files.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago* (1 child)

    I used to believe the whole distraction theory, but now I think he's just that much of an idiot. Suggesting that there's a strategy just gives him far too much credit.

    Every time in his life that he fucked up before now he's been able to cheat his way out of it. All he knows is fucking up and cheating. If he had ever faced a consequence, he might have at least the intelligence of a slug, but he was never forced to develop his mind in any way other than cheating.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    The only caveat I have here is that he's a puppet. The likelihood that there are intelligences behind him is too great. Trump doesn't have a strategy, but others do.

    Flatter him a few times and ask him to say something stupid and it'll get said. He is the distraction, but doesn't know it.

    My holdout for hope is that this much of a stooge can only come around every few years. There can't be another idiot waiting in the wings, right? Right?

    I don't think those in his circle will dance on the same strings that trump will, and will break the illusion if asked to, but I'm just an optimist.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 days ago

    Holy shit, this administration is such a fucking embarrassment.

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  • One thing he can't rename are the TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES (TM) , eh?

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  • [–] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Yeah? Like the Gulf of Mexico?

    That one didn’t stick either.

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    [–] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Speaking as a Michigander… ( now in California) So stupid. It’s also a shared border with Canada. It is international waters. So we would have a different name for it than Canada. It is already in America, too. North America!

    You also learn in school the initialism of HOMES, to remember all of the lakes for a quiz or life or whatever. Not that that matters as much as his pettiness as a “leader.”

    He is an absolute embarrassment.

    Is he also going to rename Ontario, California?!

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    [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    These name changes will only confuse idiots who accept them.

    It'll be a vast minority of the world.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    Oh no, he's having trumper tantrumps again!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    FreshParsnip threatens to rename the Whitehouse the Circus Tent 🎪

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    [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    I'm not following how renaming the lake matters?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    So, President Pedo fucked up in Iran so now he wants to switch back to a war with Canada?

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    That's it, South Canada has gone to far!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    Lake Dumbokkkracee

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    The league of petulant children have announced that they distance themselves from this behaviour and that it doesn't represent their values.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    He can piss up a rope, the rest of the world will patently ignore it, just as we do with Mexico’s Gulf.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    So...I predicted Lake Melania in 2025. What do I win?

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