They are downright aggressive - and bossy! One of them will guard the feeder from a nearby tree and dive-bomb any other hummingbird that comes in to eat. And then two of them will guard at the same time, so when a third comes to the feeder, Kenny Loggins suddenly starts playing and there’s dogfights right next to my deck.

And don’t let the feeder go empty. They will complain LOUDLY. One of them saw me in the kitchen and came up to the window and hovered there, staring at me like, “why is this feeder empty, bro?”

Every weekend, I go out to do work in my garden and I can hear them. They chirp really sharp and often, they ‘whoosh’ really fast they sometimes sound like drones.

I call it the hummingbird wars and it’s constant lol

Somebody contact the slowmo guys from youtube, and that one director who loves explosions. Lets cover your backyard with green screens. Then we can shoot a movie kinda like Cars. Except instead of cars that can talk, it's birds that can talk.

But they're in the middle of war.

So lots of airborn dogfights, with CGI explosions.

I don't know what kind we have around here but the most aggressive thing they do is fly right up into your face, but come from behind you to freak you out thinking it's a huge mosquito.