It's so you can come down with an atomic elbow drop at the climactic moment.

It's like those porn stars who put their phones on the ceiling

Hmm the more I think about it, the more that sounds like a good time. Good sex is kinda silly anyway, might as well ratchet up the silliness.

Getting condescending comments from the cuck peanut gallery is crazy

"Is that one a farmer?"

"Might be, why do you ask?"

"I'm pretty sure I just heard their pig squeal."

DOOHHOHOHOHOHOHO