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[–] 74 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't get it. I don't think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that's not the point.

Also, I'm not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.

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  • [–] 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    The whole time I'm having sex I think about farming so I don't cum instantly.

    I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    You had to mention sexy cows.

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  • [–] 37 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Rich people don't farm. They pay others to farm for them while calling themselves farm owners.

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  • [–] 32 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Every time it rains, I think of plowing.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    I'm only happy when it rains

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  • [–] 16 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    TF I’m gonna grow to get rich offa farming? Drugs?

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  • [–] 10 points 4 days ago

    TBH I think of sex even when it's not raining. Hmm... maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich...

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  • [–] 11 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I definitely think of sex when farming tho

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Well you can't really do a lot of things on the fields when it's muddy anyway

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