cow utensils

I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.

Pfft, amateur.

My new favourite cutlery manufacturer

these could kill an autistic person

Star Trek flatware.

Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms

I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.

For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?

Sliverware

I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.

Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?

I want these though

Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.

Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.

This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.

Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?

Cow Tools.

I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?

Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?

I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.

I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like

My eyes kinda skipped over "this" in the title and I was very confused about the picture.

Ah yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages

Cylon cutlery

If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?

Cuber truck of untrsild

I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?

Get this AI shit out of here!

/s

AI silverware.