AI silverware.

I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?

Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.

Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms

Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?

I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.

My new favourite cutlery manufacturer

Pfft, amateur.

Cow Tools.

I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like

these could kill an autistic person

This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.

Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?

cow utensils

I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.

Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?

I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.

I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.

Cuber truck of untrsild

Sliverware

AI generated cutlery?

Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.

I want these though

Star Trek flatware.

I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?

Ah yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages

For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?