If you’re happy (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

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  • Secure your gammon

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    ハムを治まる?

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    Vice your gammon…?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    And you call them clamped hams despite the fact that they are obviously plated.

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    If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly

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    Squeezy your charcuterie

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    Clasp your Ham

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    ..put your clamped meat loaf slice on a plate with Mediterranean design.

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