Compress your pork
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Dick in a vice?
Screw a ham?
Clamp your hams
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The last few posts like this that have been made, the comments were filled with people who didn't get it. I'm getting ahead of that 😤
crank ur hog
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I CRANKED MY HOG MULTIPLE TIMES TODAY BROTHER, BUT I STILL GOT MORE! ARRROOO
I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.
AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE
AROOOOOOO
squeeze your meat
And you call them clamped hams despite the fact that they are obviously plated.
tvinga din kassler?
If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly
Pinch your polska
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