If this fucking insomniac monkey moves one more time I am so done.

That's my husky. Though I think the real issue is that I'm too warm for her to be comfy

mine turns her head to me, fixates eye contact and then proceeds to steadily increase in mass, t he fabric of re ality b e n d ing to h er mon s t rous will

This is totally opposite from my cat’s behavior, you gotta be pretty determined to get her to budge. I’ll pull the blanket and she’ll just let herself roll like a gas station hot dog, cozy and unfazed

mine lays on the backs of my knees & turns into a boulder if i try to adjust. i have to flop like a fish to get him to release me.

Or worse... The energy here is too high! I MUST ZOOM!