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In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted (ua.news)
submitted 15 hours ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Not exactly John Wick, but still...

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[–] 6 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I'd watch the shit out of a John Wick remake where he only used dildos to kill people.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago

    John is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a penis. With a fuckin' DILDO. Suddenly one day he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day... laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… you steal his car, and kill his fuckin' dog?

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    • [–] 12 points 12 hours ago

    Why do people keep using dildos wrong??? Go fuck yourself!

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    [–] 12 points 14 hours ago

    The whole time the victim was screaming "How is this physically possible?!"

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    [–] 11 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    Someone played too much GTA San Andreas

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    • [–] 7 points 14 hours ago

    Best Bad Dragon advertisement ever.

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    [–] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    That must have been one hell of a dildo!

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    • [–] 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    Is this dipshit wearing Confederate battleflags on his shirt? Damn so Russian Nazis are co-opting southern racist sumbols.

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    • [–] 1 point 14 hours ago

    That's some BBC

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