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In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted (ua.news)
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Not exactly John Wick, but still...

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[–] 6 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I'd watch the shit out of a John Wick remake where he only used dildos to kill people.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 hours ago

    John is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a penis. With a fuckin' DILDO. Suddenly one day he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day... laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… you steal his car, and kill his fuckin' dog?

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