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[–] 115 points 1 week ago (1 child)

The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Engineers said the moon rocks were too volatile to experiment on. Tested on 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Unfortunately, it's way dumber than that

    The north pole is the middle of the map and the moon goes in circles like the sun. The incredible brightness of the sun is not visible after it's passed visibly over the horizon round in a flat circle and neither is the moon. It is not explained how the sun goes definitively down over the horizon from one geographical perspective and up into the sky from another based on this flat disk.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Oh it is explained, though, but not consistently. I have heard explanations of that the light refraction makes the sun look lower when it moves away, to a point where its visibility is hidden by the horizon, like a mirrage of the sky. Another explanation is that the surface of the earth isn't flat, but bulges slightly, like a dome, making the sun disappear behind the dome every day. I'm sure there are more explanations as well.

    The thing about flat earth theories is that they always have an answer for whatever you throw at them. They are so committed to their idea, that they will invent reasonings on the spot which become more and more convoluted - often in conflict with other parts of their theory.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    My favorite part about their map is that, among the many other ways to test the Earth is round, they could just fly from Joburg to Perth or Sydney on a private charter plane, and when the flight time isn't 37 hours, it would only be possible on a globe.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Just to point out that, despite what a lot of people strongly believe, the Moon does not move in the sky at the same speed as the Sun. So they both can be visible at once, or neither.

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    [–] 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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    [–] 26 points 1 week ago

    Flat Earth Society has members from all around the globe.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    I still refuse to believe that any of them actually believe the earth is flat. It's either a grift in the case of social media accounts that push the rhetoric, or a big joke in the case of everyone else. Even if some of them do actually believe it, I still choose to believe this theory, because it makes me hate humanity a little less.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I'm part of some flat earth debate groups because I like physics... they're real

    Mostly it's a religious thing. These people you have to just ignore because you can take them to space and push them out into the void of space with no helmet so they could see the round spinning earth with their own eyes and the last thought that would go through their brain before they froze in the vacuum of space would be, "the devil has taken control of my vision"

    I'd guess the 2nd most popular group of flat-earth supporters are just weird-o conspiracy people. The government lies about everything and since NASA is a government agency it too must be lying.

    Then you got the people who are dumb and know they're dumb but after a lifetime of being called dumb have convinced themselves that they're actually the smartest person in the room and the only reason everyone thinks they're dumb is because everyone else is too dumb to understand their genius. These people think they know everything about physics but the shit they say just showcases their complete inability to understand even the most simple concepts

    And then you just have people who just don't know any better. Like maybe it'll be a guy who's profile picture is him with some goats in a small village in Africa. He's well meaning but he knows nothing about relativity or gravity because he never really went to school and the education he did get was just from some other person in his village doing their best. You don't really need to understand relativity to survive in the deserts of Africa and so it's not well understood out there. This man walks 50 miles a day and has never seen a mountain in his entire life. All he's ever known is flat lands and dirt. Then one day he travels to a near-by village with electricity and gets on the internet only to see a bunch of crazy white people talking about how water sticks to a spinning dirt ball in space and he laughs. Silly city-people, they don't know shit.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Probably for some of them (e.g. the one making videos). Definitely not all of them.

    Believing something wrong is not really a reason to hate someone though. We all have varying degrees of wrong beliefs - if anyone thinks they don't, well ... that's an excellent example.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago*

    Do not underestimate a human's ability to delude themselves or, more importantly in this case (in my opinion) buy into being part of a social group. Flat earthers have a pretty active social community going online and some people will absolutely buy into the things they say just to be a part of it. And this isn't some 'I'll just pretend to so they'll talk to me' thing, they will convince themselves they're true believers. The belief in a flat earth is often downwind from the belief in other conspiracies, things that may be pretty benign or just outright true (Tuskegee experiment, MKultra etc), putting Flat Earth on a path from the benign to the deeply harmful, like Pizzagate or raging antisemitism.

    In all this, community is extremely important. If a person loses this access to the community, their beliefs may turn somewhat more mainstream. We see this with cults too, though I'm not saying Flat Earthers are a cult by any means.

    Anyway, there are Flat Earth books, podcasts, YouTube channels, conferences, you name it. There's a real dedication to showing everyone in the community just how much you bought into the thing. I think approaching this from the standpoint of 'this is a personal failure for the one believer' doesn't provide us with any answers about the 'why' of it all, nor will it necessarily help anyone with leaving such a worldview.

    Anyway. My two cents. The best way to make sure someone leaves a cult or a toxic worldview is to allow them to be part of communities that aren't that cult or that worldview. The more insular you force them to be, the more insular they will become. Within reason of course and especially with cults, within what's safe for everyone.

    Sorry, long ass post. Tl:dr, they don't necessarily believe the earth is flat, they believe that they believe it because that allows them to join a social group.

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    [–] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    They actually think it moves around the plane in a circle, they look at maps where the artic is in the centre, they also think that Antarctica is a wall of ice around the edge of the disc keeping the water in or something like that

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    [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    now you're thinking with portals!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    You believe in the moon? 😭🙏

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I think the moon is man made in flat earth lore. I can't recall exactly. I know the sun is like a big spot light and they just shine it on different parts of the earth throughout the day. I think the moon is similar, but it's been years since my flat earth research. Not researching as in I believe it, but researching because I find these kinds of beliefs fascinating.

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    [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    The sad thing is that that's still more sane than what they actually believe.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    How do they explain the moon

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    [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    The moon is just a round disk like earth that is tidally locked so you only ever see one flat side, duh

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    There's a guy in my town that has a massive "THE EARTH IS FLAT" sticker on the back of his car. Every time I see him I keep hoping it's a troll, but I live in Missouri so it wouldn't surprise me if he actually believes it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Wrong.

    It’s a different one every time.

    Sheep.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    the moon is a man made satellite base for robot pigeons, D'uh.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago* (7 children)

    Well hold on. I may have just woken up, but, if earth were a disc, couldn't the disc just be rotating and or flipping?

    Edit: I am slightly more awake now and had a laugh. What if the underside of earth had stuff down there? And what if you could get down there somehow? And what if the ground were just continuous? I feel like gravity is important here. Fuckin flat earthers, man.

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    [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    I've always wanted to ask a flat earther why I only ever see full moons in the eastern sky at night and never the western sky. I don't suppose they'd have a canned answer, so I'm curious the to the response.

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  • The more flat earthers talk the dumber it gets

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    or two identical moons 180° apart

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    What do you think happens during a new moon?🌚

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