I imagine he also makes similar accusations when he shits his pants. "How did this shit appear on my underwear and pants? Clearly the work of Antifa!" ☝️🍊

He's not wrong, it was a vandal. They even tore down the east wing and clogged up the straight of Hormuz like it was a low flow toilet in the Whitehouse.

Seems like we have had a increase of "vandals" ever since this guy took office again. Maybe its the guy in charges fault?

He's actually right about vandals, but just not in the way he thinks he is.

Well he's not wrong, it is vandals... the vandals living in the White House.

Is this the "someone shit in my pants", but the lawn edition?

Vandal-In-Chief praises the efforts of his vassal vandals:

“Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly”

He's not complaining, he's crowing.

His meaning of "better than ever" is different from that of any sane person

"Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!"

Maybe it was all the Diet Coke that did it?

“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass – if poured on grass – so, therefore, it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz said on Triggered with Don Jr, the president’s eldest son’s podcast.

Trump believes diet soda kills cancer cells, Dr Oz reveals

East wing destroyed, reflecting pool destroyed, lawn destroyed. I wish we could see before and after pics.

He thinks he can say anything and it will distract us from his war crimes and the sex trafficking from Mari Lago and the rapes and the sexual assaults and the pedophilia and adultery and all the fraud and insider trading and market manipulation and bribery and election interference and the treason and the fake elector scheme and dodging the draft and colluding with dictators and constantly lying to the public and alienating all our nation state allies and depleting our military’s munitions and filling the government with incompetent loyalists and etc etc etc the list never fucking ends…

And he thinks he can point at some grass and say “hey look over there!” And we will just roll over and fall for it.

How did these vandals get past our Brave National Guard armed with Automatic Weapons and Keen Eyesight? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What a dumbass. Does he know how much shit is exploding out of both ends of his disgusting lumpy fleshsuit, or is he really that oblivious?

Literally the old man yelling about people on his grass

Man, you'd think that the residence of the president of the united states would have the security to prevent people from messing up the grass. I guess it's easier to get to the president than was thought possible. I wonder if he's a security nightmare to the people who have to protect his worthless ass.

I think he's trolling the American public. He knows darn well that it was vandalized - by him. And he knows that no one is going to do a damn thing about it.

He is literally so fucking senile. Jesus Christ.

How does he still have supporters though? He doesn't even know where he is 95% of the time.

These fucken guys again:

He's become the stereotypical old man, telling the kids to stay off his grass...

He can’t even take responsibility for trampled grass

Anyone who don't think my pants was vandalized by librulcrats should go back to helicopters school.

Are the Vandals still together? Does Warped Tour go to DC?

Oh FFS, this shit again?!?

I mean, he's not wronng. Vandels did kill it. Specifically little do and the crew he had set up.

Those pesky kids!

Remind me to stay away from any area his contractors have been.