What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?

"We do things a little different around here."

And then proceeds to do everything by the vanilla play book. Moreso for manbun burger places, but still works here.

The new BBQ place in my town

YUM

Nice sly reference to the company owning several well-known restaurant chains.

Yum! Brands, Inc. (sometimes called just Yum!) is an American multinational fast food corporation. Based in Louisville, Kentucky, the company operates KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Habit Burger & Grill, and several technology companies. Yum! is one of the world's largest fast food restaurant companies in terms of system units. In 2016, Yum! had 43,617 restaurants, including 2,859 that were company-owned and 40,758 that were franchised, in 135 nations and territories worldwide.

2016? Guess Wikipedia hasn't updated this one in a while.

It's been ages since I've set foot in a bbq restaurant because of this.

*equips cane, glasses, and supplemental O2 tank*

Back in my day, an entree in these places wouldn't break the bank, and would send you home with leftovers every time.

This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup "for the troops". And the barbecue is not good. It's not inedible or anything, it's just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.

Ah yes the three item meal plus one other thing.

24 dollars? What? Does that come with a hand-job?

Rudy's menu near me. 2.50 more for "moist".

Oh if that’s what’s being served at $25 I’d wonder if I’m trapped on the Abraham Lincoln and just dissociating/imagining my daily life.

Pickles? In this economy?

I feel bad for people that don't have access to good Barbecue.

That’s like 16 Costco hotdog meals.

Affording beef, in this economy? Fancy.

There haven't been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.

guys you gotta try this new burger place

And the pickles are the only thing worth eating.