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Source: https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/447

Great timing, hell was running low on broccoli due to routinely forcefeeding them to everyone. (For the record I don't mind broccoli, in fact one of my go-to meals is mashing it into mash potato until the whole thing turns bright green and then you have it with sausages and gravy, now that's a meal.)  
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[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 18 points 15 hours ago

Learn how to season and cook veggies if your warlock child does this

[-] cally@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 15 hours ago

Broccoli is supposed to taste good. Steam it, cool it down, then put olive oil on it.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

This but add lots of garlic

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

This but broil it instead of steaming it.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 14 hours ago

I like broccoli. And brussels sprouts.

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 2 hours ago

Broccoli is an excellent vehicle for mayonaise.

[-] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

The reason it is such a recurring theme is that broccoli and sprouts were cultivated to taste good over time. In the recent past, they had a more bitter taste which lead to some generations disliking them.

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

Also that in the recent past, people didn't know how to cook.

I grew up with my parents serving me bland and mushy broccoli, and I hated it.

Now I cook broccoli oven roasted, or pan-cooked and slightly blackened, tossed in olive oil, seasoned well with salt and pepper. Maybe soy and garlic instead if I'm feeling it. Always al-dente and absolutely fucking delicious.

If I cooked broccoli the way my parents used to, it would still taste like shit - genetically sweeter or not.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

There is nothing worse to the eyes than that sickly yellow-green color of massively overcooked broccoli.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

With garlic, olive oil and good seasoning you could make anything taste good.

[-] Zarobi@aussie.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

I just microwave it and love it lol

this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2026
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