Source: https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/447

Great timing, hell was running low on broccoli due to routinely forcefeeding them to everyone. (For the record I don't mind broccoli, in fact one of my go-to meals is mashing it into mash potato until the whole thing turns bright green and then you have it with sausages and gravy, now that's a meal.)  

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[–] 31 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Learn how to season and cook veggies if your warlock child does this

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Broccoli is supposed to taste good. Steam it, cool it down, then put olive oil on it.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    I like broccoli. And brussels sprouts.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    The reason it is such a recurring theme is that broccoli and sprouts were cultivated to taste good over time. In the recent past, they had a more bitter taste which lead to some generations disliking them.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Also that in the recent past, people didn't know how to cook.

    I grew up with my parents serving me bland and mushy broccoli, and I hated it.

    Now I cook broccoli oven roasted, or pan-cooked and slightly blackened, tossed in olive oil, seasoned well with salt and pepper. Maybe soy and garlic instead if I'm feeling it. Always al-dente and absolutely fucking delicious.

    If I cooked broccoli the way my parents used to, it would still taste like shit - genetically sweeter or not.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Broccoli is an excellent vehicle for mayonaise.

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