And also Spanish.

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[–] 28 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I had a bit where I would do a Sean Connery impersonation and just talk about Spanish stuff like a weeb for Spain

"My name's Ramirez, I am a Spaniard from Spain"

"You should really try the paella, it's rice with seafood, it sounds weird but it's really good"

"When you say tapas, make sure you put the -sh on the end, that way you sound authentic or as we say in Spain, autentico"

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I love how this sounds like a weird bit you'd just come up with and it becomes even funnier with context because of how niche it is

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It arose because we were making fun of Sean Connery being a cantakerous old bastard and I mentioned how he didn't really have a leg to stand on because he would just take the weirdest roles

    My buddy said, "Oh yeah, like we were supposed to believe he was from Spain in Highlander" and I just started riffing in my Sean Connery impersonation

    And a legend was born

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I would pay to watch this stand up bit

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I gotta get my confidence up to be able to do more public stuff

    I'm funny, i'm attractive, I can say the craziest shit without giggling at myself

    I should be on TV

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Yes! You for sure should!

    I was a musical theatre kid and now my favorite outlet for performing in public is singing at dive bar karaoke nights.

    I am also blessed with being conventionally attractive (albeit still performing as a man).

    I think that theatre background has also helped me cope with gender dysphoria. I'm just playing a character and my life is just a stage.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    And he has a Japanese katana.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Impossible, there can be only one type of dude

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    dont forget an alien from another planet as well

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I read about that. A friend of mine made the mistake of watching II and said it was so bad it makes you hate the first movie for allowing it to exist. I can't watch something that will taint my love for Highlander

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    i just pretend it doesnt exist.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I mean, the rest of the series as well as the show don't acknowledge it, so why should we?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    yeah but there's also highlander 5, and that's awful but somehow less offensive than 2

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    computa, make these two guys kiss

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Surely immortals would move on to new identities all the time. Are you really going to talk about how great 2264 bc was for 4 thousand years?

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