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[–] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wakes up with 195 bones

((the bone goblin visited again))

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Better than a visit from the foreskin fairy..

    If your foreskin is under your pillow she just takes it. And apparently it doesn't even matter if it's still attached or not :(

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Wakes up with 205 bones (somebody cracked one of my teeth while I was sleeping)

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    This meme aged well.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I used to wake up with 207 bones, but now I only wake up with 206 bones.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Baculum? I hardly knew him!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    careful or I'm gonna hit you with baculum facts

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