Finally something to cancel out the SIN button

That's the Save button.

Shared with my godfather, a mathematician at a Catholic university with a calculator collecting hobby. The only way this could be any more up his alley is if there was a Star Trek joke in there somewhere. XD

There was a time when this would have been obvious satire, but these days you just don't know.

ICE agents immediately subdued and shot the calculator.

If 8 people, standing in an octagon, press those buttons at the same time, at midnight, the rapture activates.

It subtracts the tip from your restaurant bill.

so, google's "i'm feeling lucky" but wired into an ai.

My breath has been smelling like onion way too much lately

It's a Voltron of irrelevancy. Two things that have been rendered completely useless in a modern world, mushed together.

Is that the Muslim one?