Fuck this guy. Metallica was king because people shared their bootlegs and made it a thing outside the payola bullshit. Then this fucking dick killed Napster which was the greatest gift for a moment. So many bootlegs. I fucking loved collecting covers and it was absolutely beautiful to find so many in Napster.

So fuck you Lars

Fuck you! You are a washed up loser. Yeah this is another great example of musicians showing their value by playing live gigs. THAT'S WHAT MADE YOU GREAT

Your fight for royalties just showed how lame you became

Masturbator of puppets.

The metronomic timing of the Chuck E. Cheese band did not rub off on poor Lars, however.

The best part about when you suck off Munch is the whole band sings a song about how you’re sucking him off & it’s to the tune of a popular song of the era such as I Want it That Way, or Let the Good Times Roll for example depending on what decade it is when you do that nasty deed

how dare you make me look at this fuckface's fucked face

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Never noticed before quite how much Lars looks like a ghoul from Fallout.