ive been shitting the bed for weeks and not changing the sheets while barking racial slurs at everyone who comes near me.

now my wife has left me and moved in with her sister.

what happened? her sister is a mind control wizard probably.

I'm sorry but it's true, Donald Trump is the catalyst that leads socialism to officially win on the global stage. In my lifetime we'll find out that Trump is in fact 150-year-old Xi Jinping in disguise who was sent back in time for the sole purpose of collapsing the US.

Amazing how minding your own business makes you more favorable than the guys perpetrating multiple genocides.

Nowhere has the collapse been steeper than in Sweden, where the share of people viewing the United States as a reliable partner plunged from 83 percent in 2022 to 31 percent today—a fifty-two-point drop.

Regretting joining NATO yet?

The pattern repeats among Washington’s other close allies: in Canada, the share calling the United States a reliable partner cratered from 83 percent in 2022 to 35 percent (a forty-eight-point drop), compared with China’s thirty-point increase (from 14 percent to 44 percent).

I say there's like an 80% chance this reverses when whatever democrat wins in 2028.

"What a mystery, there must be something nefarious going on with Chyna!!" - liberals

just completely fucking clueless

8 billion paid chines posters.

Amazing that they cut funding for USAID (resulting in far less anti-China propaganda) and suddenly we start to see thing more accurately.

Chinamaxxing and labubus apparently

What happened? Are you fucking sleeping? What the hell do you think happened?

Dear Donald Trump, please die in a horrifically painful and public manner

-thanks ,

The Management

Gestures broadly at everything

Hey wha hahpen?

Huh??? Wha????? Who????

who could say

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