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[–] 30 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Those are just Australian Land Shark...

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago

    I used to deadpan joke to junior field staff to watch out for the Boreal fen sharks. I would carry that joke as far as I could seeing how long they would believe it.

    For the record the mythical boreal den shark lives in the wettest, shittiest part of the fen, where you have at best an island of peat the size of your boot to stand on. One step in any direction lands you in 80 cm of water, and an overtopped boot.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    Do you actually know what Australia is?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Do you both need to get a room?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    Street Sharks?

    Oh no my brother. That was May.

    We are now dealing with

    Wheat sharks.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Street sharks was a dope show

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Biker mice from mars was also sick af

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    A google street view of Charlotte, North Carolina

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    my entire state is burning

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Dun dun...

    Dun dun...

    dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You're getting sharks in the fields? I'm getting bald eagles - Murica!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Terrifying birds. Nothing in media or zoos can prepare you for a close overhead swoop as it lands on the lowest branch of a nearby tree... maybe 8 feet from the Earth's surface. Polarizing. I was left in awe and fearing for my life.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Yeah I had one swoop by me at the rim of Crater Lake in Oregon once. It came up from below me on an air draft and swooped by almost within arms reach. That was the first time I'd ever seen one in nature. I was not prepared.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    September will be fine tho but don't quote me on this

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    Sea dogs! We finally domesticated them!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Upvoting this feels wrong

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I remember first seeing this 6 summers ago 🫥

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Maybe that's just a few garden gnomes playing hide-and-seek in the field?

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