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Plot twist: it was the dog
A truly USAian message. A gusher sounds like a pill you take to help women squirt during penetration.
Yep. Love my wife, but I've learned that certain snacks transcend the "leave some for other people" rule. Either keep my own stash or get too much for anyone to finish in one sitting.
More sweetly, I can buy her her own "stash" so there's enough for both of us.
Yep. Love my wife, but
Oh ohh.
More sweetly, I can buy her her own “stash” so there’s enough for both of us.

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