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[–] 13 points 1 month ago

But then I can't eat the fire demon.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls...😝

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago
    [–] 5 points 1 month ago*

    I fight my demons head on thank you very much. Seems quiet selfish to release them to torture the world. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage, I can take it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    "I kept it in the fridge for the past 4 weeks so it should be cool enough to eat by now."

    drops it; it sets the drapes on fire

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    See, there's your problem. You've got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they've come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they're still too hot.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Funny... I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    Yesterday it was gaseous form at the guild party, now this. I’m starting to wonder about Lemmy mages.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    But I love taming demons with my tongue tho

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