Oligarchs say the darndest things.

Literally my first thought when reading that headline
I don't need a job to be busy.
It'll shorten our lives we get it already. Fuck off AI gangsters.
No surprise a lizard doesn't know how humans function.
I have a suggestion Mr. Altman! How about we work you to bones 70 hours a week without any off days? Would you secretly enjoy that?
Almost correct. Being busy for ourselves instead of for Company™ to be more profitable.
With the amount of productivity gains we made the past few decades we could all easily work 4 days a week. Except all of that extra productivity has gone fully to the 1% instead of to the general public and infrastructure we need.
Good one. Need more of these
Ooooh I just love these tone-deaf sentences.
It's just ... something else altogether!
There are things I secretly enjoy, but Sam Altman probably is better off not knowing what those are.
Then you telling him is a moral imperative.
I keep busy making widgets because I need the money to survive. If it were not for needing money to survive I would keep just as busy, but I'd be doing other things. This sam guy doesn't seem to posses even a basic understanding of logic.
Not the Onion
For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.