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[-] davel@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago

Oligarchs say the darndest things.

[-] iByteABit@lemmy.ml 33 points 15 hours ago
[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Literally my first thought when reading that headline

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

I don't need a job to be busy.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 12 points 13 hours ago

It'll shorten our lives we get it already. Fuck off AI gangsters.

[-] ComRed@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

No surprise a lizard doesn't know how humans function.

[-] Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 hours ago

I have a suggestion Mr. Altman! How about we work you to bones 70 hours a week without any off days? Would you secretly enjoy that?

[-] NewDark@lemmy.today 22 points 16 hours ago

Almost correct. Being busy for ourselves instead of for Company™ to be more profitable.

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago

With the amount of productivity gains we made the past few decades we could all easily work 4 days a week. Except all of that extra productivity has gone fully to the 1% instead of to the general public and infrastructure we need.

[-] tracyspcy@lemmy.ml 13 points 17 hours ago

Good one. Need more of these

[-] Melobol@lemmy.ml 15 points 17 hours ago

Ooooh I just love these tone-deaf sentences.
It's just ... something else altogether!

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 15 hours ago

There are things I secretly enjoy, but Sam Altman probably is better off not knowing what those are.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

Then you telling him is a moral imperative.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

I keep busy making widgets because I need the money to survive. If it were not for needing money to survive I would keep just as busy, but I'd be doing other things. This sam guy doesn't seem to posses even a basic understanding of logic.

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