If she doesn't want him I'll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.

Cheese is expensive af. And tasty!

Does your sister live in Stardew Valley?

Legendary lineup i just got

I showed my wife this. Asked her what if I gifted her a wheel of cheese for our anniversary.

She said she would remarry me. But it would depend on the kind of cheese.

When I worked in telecom, suppkier would always send candy or other crap by Christmas time. One supplier sent me a wheel if cheddar. Still remember this 15 years later. But I've forgotten every other supplier

He's a keeper!

I would 100% prefer getting potatoes and/or cheese instead of flowers. I don't like getting flowers.

I'm a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop

Damn thats not a cheap wheel of cheese. Date #2 on the table... next to the cheese

He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.

...people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.

I plant the potatoes and wait until they flower out of spite.

(well, more accurately, because I have a small farm, but still some spite).

My wife ordered it cheese -> potatoes -> flowers

And just like that… late stage capitalist society winds back at hunter/gatherer tribal norms.

Reminds me of that high dude who bought 40 pounds of parmesan because it was mistakenly labeled as dirt cheap.

Now that's a keeper.

Bro have you seen the price of cheese these days ? I almost felt like crying in front of the pitiful slice of comté costing 38€/kg in the store's fridge yesterday.

(Though this screenshot is a few years older than the inflation spike)

Yeah I am going with the person who likes potatoes

Well, this would def be appreciated by me (oh fuck, this is goin to be fire with pasta and also costs a lot) and my instincts (oh damn, this guy has food)

Back in the days when men used to try to charm me with flowers, I remained polite & grateful on the surface but LIVID on the inside because

If he really loved me he'd think about what things I actually need/want, and spend that precious money on something useful & thoughtful. Flowers are so ridiculously EXPENSIVE & USELESS then they DIE, so men who buy flowers are either wealthy & stupid, or poor & stupid. Financially irresponsible.

Cheese-Flowers-Potatoes for me which incidentally is also arranged highest price to lowest. My kids got me a wheel of Humboldt Fog one year for Christmas. Cheese is a fantastic gift.