There’s unfortunately very little airline staff can do to stop this.

Bullshit. The flight attendants and especially captains’ word is law on a plane. They say stop and they don’t they can and should absolutely charge them with disobeying the instructions of airline staff (something we see all the time) and blacklist them.

Matthew 6:1 - do not practice righteousness just to be seen by people.

Matthew 6:5 - prayer is not meant to become a performance for attention.

Imagine if Islam preachers (or whatever is the equivalent role) were doing that.

Think I'd get out and walk the rest of the way.

This is already insufferable on mass transit when people do this shit but at least that’s a short ride most of the time.

It’s a real sign of how poor your message is when you have to trap people to get them to listen to it.

"Having a religion is much like having a penis. It's all well and good to have one, and one can even be proud of it. However, when you whip it out in public and bandy it about to my face, we will have problems."

• Dame Maggie Smith

I can’t see someone trying this on a plane full of Aussies and not catching hands.

We all know which country all these weirdos are from.

From the cabin it looks like that might be a 737 MAX 8, in which case you’re gonna need those prayers.

Fuck that. I'd be the first one to shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" if someone started preaching on my flight. Stupid arrogant motherfuckers think they can do whatever they want.

being that i am held captive in the tube, can i consider this a form of assault?

Seems like a good excuse for some repetitive "hail Satan"s. And then be surprised that you can see the demon inside her. Act like it's the worst demon you've ever seen.

I'd say beat them senseless but they clearly have no sense to beat.

I would sing baby shark loudly. I shut up when they shut up. And I can belt.

Straight up tell that crazy to shut the fuck up.

It would be unsettling, I wouldn't trust them to not be attempting something else.

Everyone memorize these words "flight attendant, would you please shut this religious zealot up or I'm going to change my phone's wifi to bomb"

Another normal day in the Federal Republic of Dumbfuckistan...

seen the fuckin crazies do this on busses and trains too. it's annoying as fuck

Sky Daddy, I'm up here so close to you! Can you hear me? SSKKKYY DDAADDDY?!

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Throw them out of the plane at 30k ft and see if God wants them to survive.