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why is nobody buying the freedom juice?

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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

So, as someone in the business it's not so much that people aren't buying it as much as it is they ordered way too many. Allow me to explain. The webapp the store uses to order it has "suggested orders" for your convenience. They also conveniently recommend you order lots of what ever the latest product is to increase their sales numbers. Some managers are lazy as fuck and couldn't be fucked to peak in the stock room and see what's running low so they just order whatever is recommended. So, if it feels like they don't get in your favorite drink as often as you'd like but are drowning in cases of the newest drink nobody wants, it's not just your imagination.

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Honestly beyond the tacky 'Murica theming here, I still don't understand how or why energy drinks became the new de facto drink.

Far as I can tell, they're just sodas that taste bad? I'm not exactly championing soda as some positive thing here, but exactly what have we gained by replacing 70% of the soda section with "energy drinks"?

[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Energy drinks have caffeine, usually more "exotic" or special flavor varieties and come in larger cans. Vitamins and stuff to make them seem healthy.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Massively addictive amounts of caffeine

[-] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

this is a mystery for me as well. I may be too old. I tried Redbull twice in my life (not good), never tried any of these other brands. If I want "energy", I drink a mate based soda, kombucha or a ginger shot (oh, and tea/coffee of course)

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

There was a brief time this summer when Mountain Dew renamed itself “American Dew,” and I sure as fuck hope that’s over. I have a hard time imagining these companies having that much success marketing to douchebags.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Mmmm dew collected off Americans

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The gas station near me still has a bunch of diet 'American' dew. They most not have sold well

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Just to be mean: diet American dew? Sounds like a oxymoron.

[-] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I switched to Red Bull thanks to thier large sponsorships of the 250 BS events!

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

They're Nazi scum too. Sorry.

[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Among other things for which I don't have links right now this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ServusTV

They also didn't disassociate from Russia after the attack on Ukraine

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

True patriots only drink Rip-Its.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This picture makes my teeth hurt

[-] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Besides it just being tacky. I don't drink energy drinks. Only coffee. I think Ive only had 1 red bull in my life, didn't like it. And I think I had one mixed drink with a monster zero. Didn't like it

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

energy drinks taste like batteries

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

Well duh, that's because of all the energy!

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

So far, I know of only two energy drinks that tastes good.

  1. Burn Apple Ginseng, mild and smooth apple flavor, great for sipping 50cl during a 12h night shift.
  2. Monster VR64, tastes like generic chemical orange flavor, fairly mild, I like it.

If I need an energy drink I mostly drink Red Bull, tastes fucking terrible, but does the job

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

Monster has a flavor now called Pacific Punch, which tastes exactly like Hawaiian Punch did back in the 90s (the current Hawaiian Punch recipe is atrocious), and I love it so much.

[-] anvilskinner@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

There’s one name brand energy drink I like strictly for the taste. But I told myself I wouldn’t drink energy drinks anymore. If they had a caffeine free version I’d drink it probably. I won’t say which brand because I’m not going to give them any free publicity lol.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

Stores around me have been pulling NOS off their shelves despite it usually getting sold out, while they have whole aisles of Monster and RedBull that barely ever take a hit to the inventory. It doesn't make any sense. How much are the companies behind Monster and Redbull paying the store to keep so much unsold stock?

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