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This is wrong on so many levels. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

You have a crooked sense of humor.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago (6 children)

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Yes, as it happens.

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[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah, needs more JPEG

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[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 22 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Compressed to 1%

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[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

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[–] aaaa@piefed.world 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

But who is Scottie Hobbs?

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 months ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am but a simple meme hoarder.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How do you know your reference surface is level to test these?

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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 child)

You don't. To check a level, you take a reading on one side, then flip 180. if the reading is the same, It's good if not the same.. trash.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That makes sense. Thanks.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"Round earthers be like...?" lol