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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Jokes on her, this is how he dances:

https://youtu.be/l3LsiJHiDjc?t=41

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago

sadly tears up the dance floor

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

tears up the dance floor

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago

And that man's name? Billy Elliot.

[-] jafra@slrpnk.net 42 points 13 hours ago

Just tell her its a misunderstanding and that she can't have the seat, sorry? Most probably the question was phrased as intentionally misleading, but you don't know for sure. Don't have a bad conscience but don't be mean either.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

The part that makes it funny is the character commits to the obvious communication error.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago

It's a joke in a comic. You don't need to take super seriously and literally and find a solution. Just laugh and move on.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

As somebody who is also autistic, I feel like sometimes you do have to take it super seriously because this kind of stuff happens a lot. The important part is to maybe to delete most of the post once you've thought it through, prior to hitting post.

You might not be able to tell I do this given my post quality, but damn do most my writing for posts not make it to the reply button.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago

I read "final solution" for some reason.

I and I was quite interested in where it was going.

[-] phar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Apparently just laugh and move on.

Doesn't seem right.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

No, we must solve this issue. You need to understand that nobody here understands the difference between fiction and reality.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Yeah but what's done is already done!

It's not like someone can just draw a time machine in the next panel so that he can go back and blurt something like "Tell her you have bad knees!" before the future version pops out of existence, leaving a confused past version wondering "Who? When?" Followed by a new arc where he doesn't go to the bar because he thinks he needs to do something more important, wanders around looking for the woman he needs to inform about his bad knees (which aren't even really that bad).

All to set up a scenario where an exhausted man sits down on a bench and is approached by another woman who flirtily asks him if he's a bad boy and he absently replies that his knees are bad, she laughs and they fall in love.

And every now and then he thinks about that alternate reality where he somehow determined that "Tell her you have bad knees!" was enough to not only win his true love's heart but also somehow led him to her. Though he loves his life with her, he obsesses with finding ways to unlock that advanced intellect in this timeline.

It's not like you could just draw that, the past is in the past, worry about the present!

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

If you eat enough pills/chems/things there is no difference.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 35 points 12 hours ago

Yeah. But then it wouldn't be funny..

[-] BarHocker@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 12 hours ago

It might be a surprise to you, but the post is a joke.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago
[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 35 points 13 hours ago

🥺🥺 They don't deserve you king 🥺🥺

[-] omniman@anarchist.nexus 1 points 11 hours ago

Should have asked with you shyli

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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