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[–] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Aw shit, the beans are back in town

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Friday night, they'll be dressed to kill
    Down at Dino's Bar 'n' Grill
    The drink will flow and blood will spill
    And if the beans want to fight, you better let 'em
    That jukebox in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
    The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
    Won't be long 'til the summer comes
    Now that the beans are here again

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    🫘➡️👄🫄⏱️🍑📢💨

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    The tesseract thing tried to take away our beans

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    "THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATING BEANS!"

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    [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    “You… want me to heat those up for you?”

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    slammin back a couple of cold beans with the bros on the weekends never gets old

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Crack open a fine logger, so named for the healthy logs formed after you consume

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    "We're cooked" said the background voice.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    But how will everyone know how awesome/lame I am because I was(n't) on the banlist?

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