By god, they got me again

So will every child have a separate coin, or just one commemorating them all?

Dear dairy, today I ate the onion.

Like holy shit, this is so perfectly onion-y.

I think this would sell on both sides of the aisle.

Cards Against Humanity should make it happen.

" I remember these! Give me two skanks for a whore we used to say!"

Why, oh why can’t these be real?

Oh god, US politics and satire is a full sprint race to the bottom now.

or all the perpetrators of the epstein files cabal.

Recovered in ~2 seconds, but damn those were a tense 2 seconds.

Just trump's, though? I thought at least one per president