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" I remember these! Give me two skanks for a whore we used to say!"
Just trump's, though? I thought at least one per president
By god, they got me again
or all the perpetrators of the epstein files cabal.
Dear dairy, today I ate the onion.
Like holy shit, this is so perfectly onion-y.
Perfectly understandable, nothing to be ashamed of.
Well, shit. Me too.
I hate that fat fuckers face so I thought "I'm not clicking that link" and I came right to the comments.
So will every child have a separate coin, or just one commemorating them all?
It will be a collector’s set, like the state quarter maps
I think this would sell on both sides of the aisle.
Cards Against Humanity should make it happen.
Oh god, US politics and satire is a full sprint race to the bottom now.
Why, oh why can’t these be real?
Well these are real: https://valeryestabrook.com/impeachmint
Because owning most of them would be crimes in most of the world, and victim identities should genuinely be protected.
Recovered in ~2 seconds, but damn those were a tense 2 seconds.
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