Thank you for posting this, finally there's a thread only for posters who like to wear socks and sandals at the same time 
dozens of us
I, and by extension the entire mod team, agree with this post
Site is really showing its true colors lately
This is the most abominable post I have ever seen and it gets my deepest condemnation!

I do one better and be the person who holds everyone up waiting for person who takes forever to leave the space so i can slowly reverse into the space even though there’s 50 other spaces to park because i want to be 2 meters closer to the thing. And im competitively racist 
is what it is
damn the torpedoes

Yeah, its pretty big
THIS IS PEAK
I'm relieved to see this. Whenever I talk about this people always look at me weird and I was starting to think it was just me. I'm happy to know I'm not alone. This is a serious issue and we should really do something about it and soon - no matter what price we have to pay at the end.
i disavow
I'm gonna lick it really good.
Yes, and I will die on this hill.
How about you change it first then I'll see if I'd like to comment
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo