0/10. Horrible.

Wow is that all it took to make the abolitionist principles leave my body?

(As non functional items I appreciate the aesthetic but looking at them and picturing how they feel makes me want to vomit)

Melt em down, try again.

... either that or put them in an 'anti human art exhibit', along side the minimum wage machine that cranks out a penny every couple of minutes, and ... a modern budget airline seat.

Lol "team tism" doesn't work so well in an australian context since TISM is an anonymous art-rock band known for songs such as "I'm on the drug (that killed river phoenix)" and "You're a wanker".

Not officially on the team, but the knife has a pretty dangerous design: you can't immediately visually distinguish the blade from the handle, also in slippery conditions if you're pushing the knife your fingers slide immediately from the handle to the blade. The fork is eh, but the width of the handle makes it very hard to spin in your hand, so it would be bad for eating long pasta like spaghetti.

I love it so much I need the full name and address of the person who made this, including if they have security cameras, where their blind spots are, and if they arm their home security when they go to bed.

Brutalist cutlery. That’s uhh that’s a thing I guess

Cast it back into the fire from hence it came!

h a t e

NO.

These for those mfers that hold their cutlery in a fist

No

Lmao. Here I was happily scrolling then just….

‘Fucking die’

Does anyone know what these are called? I legitimately want to buy a set for my frenemy.

I wouldn't tell anyone I'd started metalworking, but there'd be signs.

Like all my metal things look like garbage.

Absolutely not.

I'm not entirely sure if I am part of the team, but for sure I'm part of the group that hates this.

I never thought silverware could look stupid... Until today

Texture is the most important part of any meal. I firmly believe utensils contribute to the overall texture of what im eating. These look distracting, uncomfortable, and difficult to use

No. Rated bad.

Since I viscerally hate them, I'd assume my twin might like them and they'll show up in the kitchen drawers one day to my annoyance.

Uncomfortable

I eat with a battle-ready replica of Anduril and a serving fork

I like the rounded handles, makes for easy manipulation. However without taper the balance on the fork would be off.

Then again, this all depends on what gauge steel we’re dealing with. I’m a lummox so I prefer thick, heavy steel so I don’t accidentally bend them.

0/10

I like my silverware to have the handles easily distinguishable from the heads/blades. Also, "handle" design is way too boring for me.

I like thick unbending silverware. All my favorite spoons had some extra meat on them.

I fucks with it

I reflexively downvoted this the moment it appeared on my feed

I hate it

Ew “What if fork, but thumb?”