The funniest thing is not only did they not follow Christianity, but they also routinely killed followers of the Abrahamic faiths that were precursors to it

Considering the period of "classical" Greece is mostly considered as having ended around 323 BC with the death of Alexander and hellenistic Greece ending around 145 BC with the roman conquest, I'd be REALLY suprised if they were christian.

If English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for everyone else.

Man, people are stupid. It's amazing what people don't know.

Oh yeah? Well then how come Ancient Greek philosophers are depicted as saints throughout St Peter’s basilica? Checksum Atheists.

You know the buzzy stuff in the wires that makes lightbulbs light up? That's Jeezus showing us the light of his luv!!

Sorry, is Helenism Pagan?